Last Resort

I apologize for the lack of a real post tonight. A quick summary: Today we woke up early so that we could see Monument Valley and Bryce Canyon National Park. We did, and we had a great time despite some strange road issues that I’ll explain tomorrow. Anyway, it turns out it’s really hard to find a place to stay near Bryce, as there are very few choices and they’re very, very expensive. We ended up at a place called Bryce Canyon Resort, which was clearly named by someone who does not know the meaning of “resort.” It’s a typical mountain motel: outside doors to the rooms, worn furniture, worn carpet, worn towels. No breakfast, and most important, no wifi. But hey, atty least it’s stupidly expensive!

No wifi = no real blog post. I’m writing this on my phone just so I can post something. I’ll post the real synopsis of our crazy and awesome day once I find a motel that exists in the 21st century.